[Is there an elegant way of saying "no shit you can't, sherlock, most people can't turn their necks around 180 degrees to see the things they're trying to shove up their ass"? No, and it would be wasted on Alucard anyway, probably, since he almost definitely doesn't know who Sherlock Holmes is.
Anyway.
He sits back like he's made to, leaning and gathering Alucard in when he comes to rest against him, and turns his head to mouth comfortingly at Alucard's hair when he starts to fuss.]
Maybe put it on something and...kind of, sit down on it?
[Why does this feel like a conversation he would have with Polnareff? This is absolutely the kind of conversation he would have with Polnareff. Two idiots and no one knows how to jam a sex toy up their ass. There's something bizarrely comforting in that, actually.]
Or Star can...help, I guess. Do you just need him to line it up?
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Anyway.
He sits back like he's made to, leaning and gathering Alucard in when he comes to rest against him, and turns his head to mouth comfortingly at Alucard's hair when he starts to fuss.]
Maybe put it on something and...kind of, sit down on it?
[Why does this feel like a conversation he would have with Polnareff? This is absolutely the kind of conversation he would have with Polnareff. Two idiots and no one knows how to jam a sex toy up their ass. There's something bizarrely comforting in that, actually.]
Or Star can...help, I guess. Do you just need him to line it up?