sure i'm pretty good with milkshakes so i'll make sure you get a good one
when i got here there were three of them there's also a fourth guy who's not blood-related but he's i'm closer to him than i am to my family that'll make more sense in a minute
one of them is my grandfather except it's my grandfather from when he was about my age he's a loudmouth and an idiot and hasn't changed in fifty years he disappeared recently but he was here when i got here
another one is my uncle WHO SHOULDN'T EXIST because apparently my fucking grandfather cheated on my grandma after fifty fucking years of marriage or something so there's a kid younger than me who's my uncle because he's my grandpa's son
the girl is she says she's my daughter like from the future and i believe her but she's also older than me so that's kind of crazy and a lot to get used to
so those three are my family but none of them are really they're not the family i remember so it's kind of complicated
but then there's the last guy, mohammed avdol he's family he was with us when we went to kill the vampire he remembers what i remember
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i'm pretty good with milkshakes so i'll make sure you get a good one
when i got here there were three of them
there's also a fourth guy who's not blood-related but he's
i'm closer to him than i am to my family
that'll make more sense in a minute
one of them is my grandfather
except it's my grandfather from when he was about my age
he's a loudmouth and an idiot and hasn't changed in fifty years
he disappeared recently but he was here when i got here
another one is my uncle WHO SHOULDN'T EXIST
because apparently my fucking grandfather cheated on my grandma
after fifty fucking years of marriage or something
so there's a kid younger than me who's my uncle because he's my grandpa's son
the girl is
she says she's my daughter
like from the future
and i believe her but she's also older than me so that's kind of crazy
and a lot to get used to
so those three are my family but none of them are really
they're not the family i remember
so it's kind of complicated
but then there's the last guy, mohammed avdol
he's family
he was with us when we went to kill the vampire
he remembers what i remember