[A crooked smile, and he squeezes Jotaro's thigh.]

It's... less that my desires are different and more that they're quite heightened.

[Slowly, a sleeve slips down his shoulder. Alucard doesn't fix it, letting it be uneven. It seems better to continue the pretense.]

But I know. And I encourage you to never do anything because it would hurt you either, even if you think I will enjoy it.

So, if it is all things we want to do together, then we have little else to worry about. Yes?