It's an example. Needed an example that wasn't vampires because- you know. You probably already know about those.

[ He laughs. ]

I'm going to need to find a hobby, just so I have something to talk to you about that isn't the finer points of how not to die at the hands of sticky horses or vampires. If I start learning how to- fuck, I don't know- knit? And I don't talk about anything other than how to make ugly scarves? Your fault.