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[reposing]

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[reposing]

Fair enough. We can try boarding your bed up and seeing if that'll convince your vampire body it's coffinesque enough so you can finally rest.

[originallutece]

It had better. I don't mind the blood, but crawling into a coffin every morning is a level of macabre I dislike.

And it's rather inconvenient, on a more personal note. You can't enjoy a partner in a coffin.

[reposing]

Just open the lid?

[originallutece]

Oh, dear, Adrian, why hadn't I thought of that. Opening the lid. My, my.

Width, Adrian. It's a narrow box.

[reposing]

Sounds like quitter talk. But then, you're the one with the shitty coffin.

[originallutece]

Oh, yes, let me pack the bloody Templar I'm fucking into a narrow box and try to ride him, that will go well. There's a difference between being a quitter and being sensible.

And that's very nice. I was born not a month ago, you might be a bit more helpful.

[reposing]

I'm sorry. You're right. We need a coffin crib for you.

[originallutece]

That's right, Adrian, antagonize the woman you're going to hand tools to soon. That will go well. I can fight you now, you realize.

[reposing]

You say antagonize, I say tease. If you don't like a good ribbing, just say so.

[originallutece]

They're the same thing, so far as I'm concerned. And I wouldn't be playing with you if I was truly annoyed.

That being said: I play hard. Someday you'll meet my Robert and he'll tell you just how often I verbally beat him.

[reposing]

Of that, I've no doubt. I would enjoy meeting him, though.

[originallutece]

You'd like him, I think.

He'd very much like you. Tall and dark and alluring, my, my, he'd be smitten in a second.

Or at least terribly interested.