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[reposing]

1476 which is over 500 years in the past for you.

You did this to yourself. Being a consistent bastard just made it worse over time.

[starmark]

oh okay so early sengoku period
...
i have no idea what the west was doing
i guess probably living in huts and sacrificing chickens or something
having boils
i'm guessing everybody had boils back then
that seems right

what if i give up being a bastard doc
is there any hope

[reposing]

That doesn't seem terribly wrong to me, actually.

You'd have to give up being a bastard at least five days out of the week.
Do you think you could manage it?

[starmark]

i don't believe you that vampires don't get sick by the way
i think you just don't want to admit you've got boils
that must be pretty embarrassing

five days a week...

nah i'm done for then

[reposing]

You'll never know, will you?

That's what I thought.
I'm afraid you're stuck with it then.

[starmark]

take a bath already
dr. kujo's orders

oh that reminds me i got a job i guess
more like someone gave me one but whatever

so i guess i'm going to start being busier in the daytime now

[reposing]

How dare you imply that I lack hygiene.
Rude.

Oh?
Well, congratulations are in order then.
I'm glad you have something to occupy your time.

[starmark]

well if your nose is so much better than everybody else's
you must be extra aware of it is all i'm saying

yeah it's at a bath house
run by some guy named italy

[reposing]

Yes I am extra aware of the fact that I bathe daily, thank you.

Italia seems to be a good man. A curious one as well.
He is quite considerate.

[starmark]

did you do that even in the 1400s too
oh uh this is a real question
not fucking around
you made it sound like vampires had better knowledge than the people did but
are modern bathrooms just really fucking wild to you

yeah he asked me what i thought my job skills were
i said basically nothing
he said i should be a manager