You were, but if you were thinking that you'd been the rudest person I've had the displeasure of meeting in recent memory, I'm sorry to say you've run up against some very stiff competition.
You did offer your help, however gruffly at first. And you've yet to call me ugly. So I'm afraid you'll have to be far more rude, now, if you intend to make up that lost ground.
Oh my. I have a lot to catch up on, then. Well, I'm not going to lie and call you "ugly", that's absurd. Anyone who has called you as such is blinder than a mole.
Do you always keep your hair so long? I think yours might be longer than mine, even, and mine always gets in the way if I don't pin it back. How do you keep it from going all a mess?
I have for ages, yes. Though I'll admit it's gotten a bit longer than usual in the past few months. I'll admit that I don't exactly have typical means to keep it as it is.
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Mostly my fault.]
I've had time to mourn them both.
[he said, like a liar]
I know you aren't saying it to assume that you completely understand. You are being empathetic, and that is more than I would ask or expect.
Thank you.
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You make it sound as though kindness is in short supply in Wallachia.
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Kindness is a rare thing in much of the world. Not nonexistent but certainly not what I would call typical.
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In any case, it's not rare with you.
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You think so, yet I was rude to you when we first met.
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You did offer your help, however gruffly at first. And you've yet to call me ugly. So I'm afraid you'll have to be far more rude, now, if you intend to make up that lost ground.
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If that's your attempt at being rude, then I'd certainly like to see how you are at your most courteous.
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You've already promised not to tell lies while you're being rude, so let's just rule that out from the start.
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Are you the type of person to use animal entrails for medicinal use, or do you at least boil your grass?
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As a matter of fact, you've done just the opposite, and been kind to me while you were trying to be rude.
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It's a bit difficult to be when someone has been kind to me in return, truthfully.
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...Though, if you'll pardon me being a bit forward, there is something I've been meaning to ask you. It's nothing awful, I promise.
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Well, it does look very fine on you. You might do well to trim the ends a bit, though. You've gone a little uneven at the bottom.
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But never mind that. I didn't mean to make things glum all over again. You can ask me something strange and invasive if you like, to make things even.
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It's fine. It's a bit difficult to avoid, I imagine. I suppose I might ask, what happened to your father?
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screams in "gmail did not give me this notif"
gmail why you gotta do me like this i have THINGS to DO
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