❧ inbox; duplicity

[reposing]

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[stoneup]

i already put a towel over him, he pulled it over his head

i mean, i call him vlad to his face

[reposing]

What do you think I call him, Another Daddy?

Good, it'll do. Did you two have fun?

[stoneup]

i honestly didn't want to think about what you called him

he's -- interesting. i gave him too much whiskey and then he went into the bath. all very exciting.

[reposing]

Well, congratulations on obtaining my Second Daddy.

[reposing]

Another Father?

[reposing]

Farther Father.

[stoneup]

daddy deux

[reposing]

Oh that's terrible.

Double Dad.

[stoneup]

...but like, it's a little weird right

that's not just me?

[reposing]

No. It's very odd.

He seemed to have mixed feelings about having potential children from another reality. Even if it's not him, but it's also him. A possibility, a notion. He isn't my family, but he's

something to me. And I don't really know how to deal with that.

Much less with him drunk in your bathtub.

[stoneup]

it's a lot easier to be sympathetic with him than i was expecting it to be.

he's got the same fucked up Wallachian life as the rest of us.

[reposing]

I know. But I also had the unfair advantage of being aware of him before you did, so I suppose the shock's not as much as it would've been otherwise.

Is it some kind of rule? You're Wallachian, so fuck you.

[stoneup]

yeah, i guess you didn't bring him up when we were talking about Integra.

probably. god hates Wallachia, remember?

[reposing]

In fairness, I didn't think he would arrive, honestly. I suppose I foolishly thought that a powerful Dracula would not be drawn to this place. Beyond what Sir Hellsing told me, I know about him from Rip. Frankly, I'm not concerned about him.

No, just Sypha.

[stoneup]

you know that if any of us would be able to function without the others, it would be her.

we'll get back to her, Alucard.

[Or he'll literally die. Either way.]

[reposing]

[it was supposed to be a joke. a very sad one, but he does miss her intensely. but no more or less than trevor must.]

I know. She's able to take care of herself just fine.

It does often feel like I am lacking without her.

[stoneup]

she does deserve a break from us, anyway.

[Okay, see, he can also make very sad jokes.]

at least you know better than to let me try and cook for us without her.

[reposing]

It's true.

[sigh!!]

I was there when you tried to cook the rabbit I caught.

I couldn't forget that so easily.

[stoneup]

i just wanted to make sure it was cooked!

[reposing]

It was also charcoal.

[stoneup]

i...can't argue with that.

[reposing]

How the hell did you survive so long your own without having a clue how to cook your own kill?

[stoneup]

charcoal is still technically edible.

[reposing]

I have no idea how you've been alive all this time.

[stoneup]

a lot of luck, remember?