i keep forgetting you're from the dark ages or whatever anyway yeah white coat and stethoscope pretty much does it the joke is you don't even need it because you have vampire hearing
[jotaro don't explain the joke you moron]
bastarditis, huh. no treatment or anything, either?
oh okay so early sengoku period ... i have no idea what the west was doing i guess probably living in huts and sacrificing chickens or something having boils i'm guessing everybody had boils back then that seems right
what if i give up being a bastard doc is there any hope
did you do that even in the 1400s too oh uh this is a real question not fucking around you made it sound like vampires had better knowledge than the people did but are modern bathrooms just really fucking wild to you
yeah he asked me what i thought my job skills were i said basically nothing he said i should be a manager
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doctor wolf
i wouldn't be an asshole to a wolf
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so you're gonna give me wolf checkups?
do you have a little wolf stethoscope
and a little wolf clipboard
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Anyway, I diagnose you with being a bastard. It's absolutely incurable.
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anyway yeah
white coat and stethoscope pretty much does it
the joke is you don't even need it because you have vampire hearing
[jotaro don't explain the joke you moron]
bastarditis, huh. no treatment or anything, either?
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...Thank you for explaining that.
[what a fuckin nerd]
That would imply "inflammation of bastard", though I suppose it's possible for you.
It's critical. I'm afraid you're stuck with this your entire life.
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about the dark ages i mean
what year did you say it was again i forget
so you're saying i have an overactive bastard gland or something
come on doc
what kind of doctor are you
there's got to be some kind of treatment
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You did this to yourself. Being a consistent bastard just made it worse over time.
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...
i have no idea what the west was doing
i guess probably living in huts and sacrificing chickens or something
having boils
i'm guessing everybody had boils back then
that seems right
what if i give up being a bastard doc
is there any hope
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You'd have to give up being a bastard at least five days out of the week.
Do you think you could manage it?
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i think you just don't want to admit you've got boils
that must be pretty embarrassing
five days a week...
nah i'm done for then
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That's what I thought.
I'm afraid you're stuck with it then.
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dr. kujo's orders
oh that reminds me i got a job i guess
more like someone gave me one but whatever
so i guess i'm going to start being busier in the daytime now
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Rude.
Oh?
Well, congratulations are in order then.
I'm glad you have something to occupy your time.
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you must be extra aware of it is all i'm saying
yeah it's at a bath house
run by some guy named italy
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Italia seems to be a good man. A curious one as well.
He is quite considerate.
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oh uh this is a real question
not fucking around
you made it sound like vampires had better knowledge than the people did but
are modern bathrooms just really fucking wild to you
yeah he asked me what i thought my job skills were
i said basically nothing
he said i should be a manager