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[reposing]

I would prefer if you would just tell me.
Especially for such a specific question that I doubt is random.

[starmark]

i haven't told anybody
and nobody knows because no one else was there
so there's no way that anyone could remember

it's something i did while i was fighting the vampire
i needed him to get close to me
i couldn't hit him otherwise

but he knew better than to do that so i made him think he killed me
so he'd come over and gloat
but then he listened for my heartbeat

so while he was listening i had to not have one

[reposing]

You somehow managed to keep him from hearing your heart?
How?

[starmark]

i stopped it

i made my stand hold it still
in his hand

anyway i just kinda figured maybe there might be
i don't know
health problems from doing that

[reposing]

Brazen and foolhardy, but I can understand why you took such a risk.

I'm not the doctor my mother was. I would even say you would be better suited to check in with one of the professionals here, either Moonblessed or Prismal, but if you wish I do have noninvasive ways of checking on your health. At the very least, I too can listen for your heart.

[starmark]

i did what i had to
it was to survive

but i don't want to have to explain that to a doctor
or to the people who know me
they weren't there
and i don't know how to make them understand

so i just wanted to know what to watch for
in case
to be safe

[reposing]

Jotaro.
If you please, allow me to at least check on you from time to time. Just to ensure that you're well.
I won't tell anyone. If you want to keep it to just the two of us, I understand not wanting to worry others or being burden.

[starmark]

...ok
yeah

you can do what you want

better you than the fucking space doctors
you listen to me

[reposing]

For now, anyway.
If you start being an asshole I'll ignore you.

[starmark]

if you start ignoring me i'll be a bigger asshole

[reposing]

Then we're at an impasse.

[starmark]

guess you'll just have to turn into a wolf again
doctor wolf

i wouldn't be an asshole to a wolf

[reposing]

I suppose I could technically get what I need accomplished as a wolf. I'll keep that in mind if I can't put up with you.

[starmark]

what you need accomplished, huh
so you're gonna give me wolf checkups?

do you have a little wolf stethoscope
and a little wolf clipboard

[reposing]

Are those things commonly associated with a doctor then?

Anyway, I diagnose you with being a bastard. It's absolutely incurable.

[starmark]

i keep forgetting you're from the dark ages or whatever
anyway yeah
white coat and stethoscope pretty much does it
the joke is you don't even need it because you have vampire hearing

[jotaro don't explain the joke you moron]

bastarditis, huh. no treatment or anything, either?

[reposing]

Is that what they would call it? It'd be appropriate.
...Thank you for explaining that.

[what a fuckin nerd]

That would imply "inflammation of bastard", though I suppose it's possible for you.
It's critical. I'm afraid you're stuck with this your entire life.

[starmark]

i don't remember exactly but i think so
about the dark ages i mean
what year did you say it was again i forget

so you're saying i have an overactive bastard gland or something
come on doc
what kind of doctor are you
there's got to be some kind of treatment

[reposing]

1476 which is over 500 years in the past for you.

You did this to yourself. Being a consistent bastard just made it worse over time.

[starmark]

oh okay so early sengoku period
...
i have no idea what the west was doing
i guess probably living in huts and sacrificing chickens or something
having boils
i'm guessing everybody had boils back then
that seems right

what if i give up being a bastard doc
is there any hope

[reposing]

That doesn't seem terribly wrong to me, actually.

You'd have to give up being a bastard at least five days out of the week.
Do you think you could manage it?

[starmark]

i don't believe you that vampires don't get sick by the way
i think you just don't want to admit you've got boils
that must be pretty embarrassing

five days a week...

nah i'm done for then

[reposing]

You'll never know, will you?

That's what I thought.
I'm afraid you're stuck with it then.

[starmark]

take a bath already
dr. kujo's orders

oh that reminds me i got a job i guess
more like someone gave me one but whatever

so i guess i'm going to start being busier in the daytime now

[reposing]

How dare you imply that I lack hygiene.
Rude.

Oh?
Well, congratulations are in order then.
I'm glad you have something to occupy your time.